Aaaand this has made my evening… 🙂
Moments after I finished losing my virginity the girl said “Do you have any questions?”
I had a girl put the used condom in her “memory box.”
Had sex, the guy left money. I am not a prostitute.
Had a girl say “I assume everything down there was to your liking?”
I didn’t even know how to respond so I asked for a high-five.
One night I went out to a dance club with my friends and got incredibly drunk. Throughout the night I was putting the change leftover from buying drinks into my bra because I didn’t have a purse. I ended up going to my boyfriends place afterwards (who hadn’t been out with us) and being the terrible drunk I am I conned him into having sex. We were…
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